Stardate 64554.5 somewhere in the delta quadrant…
The crew are getting tired. It’s been 20 days since they’ve had any rest and cracks are starting to show. Maggie is starting to see plots and danger where there us none, whilst k’s phototronic circuits (she’s our holographic doctor) are throwing out more and more complex diagrams and theories. Our resident borg GaRyV is testing the limits of his implants and technology by pushing harder and faster every day, and Abradypus, the Caitian we picked up from Ferasa has taken to sleeping all day and only venturing out into the corridors in the dark when no one else is around. I’ve already lost some crew members and have had to put 3 in the brig for slacking. I fear if I don’t rest them soon we’ll have a mutiny on our hands but what can I do?
My directive from Starfleet was quite clear — All members of crew of the Starship Janathon MUST jog, log and blog everyday in January. I’ll just have to get Joglog, our vulcan chief of security, to plan a detour to a friendly paradise planet when it’s all over for the crew to get some R & R.
As for me, well I did my time today on the holodeck programmed to simulate a running club on Earth. It was fun.
This is Captain Flo signing off…until tomorrow.