Ladies and Gentlemen please forgive me for interrupting this blog, I felt I should update you on my companions condition.
Unfortunately Carla is suffering from an extremely bad bout of sinusitis, which has rendered her quite senseless. Personally, I think her brain has been temporarily replaced with snot – she attempted to feed me Asda’s own brand cat food the other day – can you imagine?!?!?
I can assure you that I am doing my best to speed along her recovery – cuddles and the like, but I think we’re looking at her being out of circulation until at least the weekend whilst she waits for the 2nd dose of antibiotics to do their job. In the meantime, I’m sure she will appreciate your well wishes and gifts – perhaps some beluga caviar and smoked salmon could take her mind off things…I am happy to provide a postal address should you require it.
Adieu for now